Idiosyncraticᵜ
XVI | Jasmine | uɐıpɐuɐɔ

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via love-toujoursss)

naturally:

I wanna waste my summer nights with you.

(via truongvu)

"You are a Sunday porch I could do nothing on
and feel like everything was happening.
"

— Derrick Brown, excerpt from Waltzing the Hurricane (via theoryoflostthings)

(via lovedevoted)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via misconceptions-ofyou)

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(via ph0king)


demon:
i possessed you

me:
get the fuck out

demon:
damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me:
shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit